Last week we had a camp for kids with HIV and 99% of them were black and as ghetto as they come. I am easily the whitest person I know so it was a lot of fun, I can now Woo Tang and drop it low like the best of them. I was leading the oldest boys cabin on a nature trail and this is what they said.
Boy 1:
Aw hell naw, I ain't goin in there! It's too dark!
Me:
Oh come on it's not that dark.
Boy 1:
Boy, you know the black guy is always the first person to get killed!